Author: the absolute boi

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imactuallyjustmelinoe:

v-icesandvirtues:

jlivingwell:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

all these MPs with brexit

@jezzacorbyn

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why cant michael gove grow some balls and entertain me

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thedappercyborg:

Brexit minister is like defence against the dark arts teacher, no one can hold the job for over a year

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all i want for christmas is a general election, a general election, a general election

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jezzacorbyn:

the uk @ theresa may rn

the cabinet @ theresa may rn

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the day is december 1st, 2018. the only people left in the cabinet are theresa may and micheal hunt.

“i wasn’t wrong, was i?” theresa cries at michael.

“no, of course not,” michael says, slowing backing out of the cabinet room, taking the fine silver on the way. “it was a perfectly acceptable deal.”

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id say something about esther mcvey but i have no idea who the fuck she is. irrelevency.

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lol dominic raab lasted like 2 weeks. amateur

can u believe that black panther came out this…

can u believe that black panther came out this year. its still the same 2018. bp feels like it came out four years ago. im tired. people say that time moves quicker as you get older but its been 4 years since the last nye party

those 2 hours i was in the cinema watching black panther were the only valid 2 hours of 2018. every year i think it cant be worse than the last and every year???? i am disproved

can u believe that black panther came out this…

can u believe that black panther came out this year. its still the same 2018. bp feels like it came out four years ago. im tired. people say that time moves quicker as you get older but its been 4 years since the last nye party

those 2 hours i was in the cinema watching black panther were the only valid 2 hours of 2018. every year i think it cant be worse than the last and every year???? i am disproved