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not ukpol but good luck to anyone getting their a level results tomorrow!! remember: a levels wont matter when the revolution comes

…still wanna get straight A*s tho


makes me glad i never got around to watching blackadder. mr bean is Cancelled


theresa may/jeremy corbyn fanfic reviews

ask and you shall recieve

installment one 6/8/18


-says may is a vampire hunter while corbyn is the vampire – out of character, may is obviously related to count dracula. bram stoker would tell you so.

-dodgy grammar.

-“Jeremy laughed at her justification, telling her, “Is that why you constantly eye fuck me during PMQs?” – this took 10 years off my life

-paints jez as a dom – i love him but he’s blatantly a bottom

-corbyn!!! eats her out!!!!

-would have been a 10/10 if it didn’t kill me on the spot

-weirdly informal third person

-spends a lot of time going over GE2017 – i think it’s safe to say if they’re reading a jez/may fanfic, they know about the election

-jez immediately slides in and slips his hand up her skirt what the fuuuuuck

-feel like this was turning into rape so i stopped reading, immediate 0/10. i’m not linking.


-the OG

-bad grammar

-some fucking Amazing one liners – “i’ve turned red as your party!”

-weird song lyrics

-ends with the words “never to be seen again” which is exactly what i want in a jeremy corbyn/theresa may fanfic



-says jez has a geography teacher stare which is scarily accurate

-weird speech thoughts with bad grammar

-“you socalist minx!”

-maybe jez should be flirting with may in order to get a soft brexit.



-may refers to farage as a “lizard faced man” and to trump as a “bloody cheeto” – ooc because irl she licks their bums. plus cheeto??? in the uk???

-too much boring monologuing.

-describes jez as having “many sexual conquests”. u right.

-basically sexy twister.

-“”It’s pinkish-brown.” Jeremy said as he stared into the Prime Minister’s clitoris.” why

-so much theresa may backstory. i don’t care that she has a geography degree.

-literally the least sexy smut i’d ever read.

-2/10. would have been 3/10 if trump had been described as a wotsit.

to be continued


theresa may/philip may fanfiction reviews

some of these are like 50,000+ words (what the fuck???) so i only read the first chapter. links included. will be done 10 fics at a time.

first installment 6/8/18


-very long, so only read the first chapter.

-in all italics

-gives theresa may emotions, so obviously ooc

-very dramatic and gripping

-luckily no vivid sex scene, but sex was alluded to so sickening.



-good grammar

-nice character study

-weird time skip in the middle




-first person

-dodgy grammar


-0 action



-has may as a young woman, so inaccurate; everyone knows may came out of the robot factory at 40.

-nice pacing and grammar.

-interesting story.



-children au – bit insensitive considering she’s always wanted children and can’t have them.

-too much speech.

-good grammar.

-alluded to sex scene.



-good grammar.

-bad speech.

-opening para’s a bit my immortal.

-again – bit insenstive on the baby front.

-awful cliffhanger ending.



-paints may as miss honey when she’s obviously miss trunchball.

-well written, nice grammar and speech.

-enjoyable story.



-italic thoughts

-too much description

-philip nuzzling her neck and calling her princess made me need a tetanus shot

-sex scene. grim.

-gripping story.



-awful characterisation.

-badly written tbh.

-sex scene. philip tells theresa she’s so tight. yes you read that right.



-very soppy.

-almost made me symphathetic to may then i remembered i hate her.

-good grammar.

-nice inner monologuing.

-lackluster ending.


to be continued.


i’m going to read every theresa may x philip may fanfic there is and review them. await eagerly.




instead of firing raab and losing two brexit secretaries in two weeks, may’s jsut fucked off the entire brexit department and taken control herself looool


guys do i pay £35 to go to a fundraising dinner with ed miliband


keith simpson just savaged donald trump and boris johnson in one breath

i really wish i was joking about the gay sex l…

i really wish i was joking about the gay sex lecture