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ALSO i was in parliament a couple weeks ago and the independent group went to a seminar room after i left it. anna soubry and i made intense eye contact and chuka umunna is shorter than he looks on tv

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also i had afternoon tea in the house of lords the other day for a bursary thing (yeah i know what the actual fuck am i doing) and held hands with baroness kennedy but i couldn’t tell who was holding whose hand and it was just an all round weird situation

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so brexit…. huh

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wait wait so the tories and DUP have 324 MPs together now, doesn’t that make them… a minority??

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i met anna soubry once and she acted impatient with me when all i was trying to do was compliment her stance on universal credit, we’re not friends xoxo

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when will the european research group stop being cowards and break away from the tories too

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lol the independent group almost have more MPs than the lib dems looool

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btw, all of those MPs are in labour safe seats (have a 50%+ majority). that’s why they’re not calling a by-election lol

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me, a person who grew up in poverty, realising i’m going to have to spend the rest of my life struggling under the tory party because the new dead centre party just ruined any chance for a labour government: